These choice statements and other were found at Hawty McBloggy, my all time favorite blog owned by the enchanting bs Angel in all her counter-subtle glory. These are my favorites, I chose all of the ones that actually applied to me. There are many other funny ones on the site itself. I take no credit for any of the following, applicable to my life as they may be. All of this has happened to me once or twice. Or a lot:
Your friends call you to ask about Halo custom game options and you can recite the menus to them, while you’re driving home from work.
You overhear someone claiming how amazing they are at Halo and you butt-in mid-sentence with “Ohhhhhh REALLY”.
You or one of your friends start humming a Halo song and the rest of you join in.
Someone says they play ‘Gears of War’ or ‘Call of Duty’ and you have to restrain yourself from blurting out laughter/ or rolling your eyes.
You fire up Halo 3 Campaign and an hour or so into gameplay you realize you have your headset plugged in and on your head when you’re playing by yourself.
Someone can say two words to describe a location on a map, and you know EXACTLY where that is.
You know what beats everything.
You don’t think of golf when you hear the word sandtrap.
You brag to your friends you bulltrued with a no scope.
You know what bulltrued with a no scope means.
You try to start vetoing things presented to you in real life that you don’t like: “What’s for dinner tonight? Meatloaf? UGH, vetoooo veto veto.”
Your tag becomes your nickname.
You have ever refered to CoD 4 as “C**k of Doody 4″.
You’ve already had a discussion about how you play too much Halo with your friends.
Your desktop background reflects your favorite Halo 3 screenshots.
You dedicate countless hours to making a comic strip about Halo.
